Welcome to Spark

The index page (which you are currently viewing) is in dire need of some attention.
As you have probably noticed.

However... I'm currently unable to provide the time and energy necessary to make this page aesthetically pleasing.
Unless you're a minimalist, in which case you're probably feeling orgasmic right about now.


if you need some excitement in your life
So ... at this point I'm going to have to ask that you stop reading and make a few decisions...

Would you like to...

Or perhaps you're ready to get out of here...